Here's Why I Would Be a Terrible Soccer...
1) Challenge, challenge, always challenge. If you’re not challenging the ball possessor, you’re not playing. 2) I’d rather have 5-10 offsides calls a game. If my forwards aren’t obviously working, they aren’t playing. 3) If you let us score, congratulations! You’ve just created 10 defenders. No points for you.
A Humble Request
I need a clever mnemonic device that will help me remember the following words in the order given: plastic, metal, rubber, glass (don’t ask). The first person who can do so will win the satisfaction of a job well done and my gratitude.
Dear Self-Entitled Immature Tenant:
1. No, you can not park in the building managers’ parking spot. Not even for just 30 minutes. Not even for just 5 minutes. Not at fucking all. That is the managers’ parking spot (read, mine and Lovely Girlfriend’s). Parking can be hard to find in Seattle (let alone in our neighborhood), and I feel for you in that point, but suck it up and find a spot on the street. 2. Guess...
I Didn't See This Coming. Not At All.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin! Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those whose ancestry is purest.” Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created. Get Sorted Now!